Tuesday 24 October 2017

Socrates is triple criteria

By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 24, 2017
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  • Socrates's triple criteria
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    One day the acquaintance came to Socrates and said to him:
    I just heard something about your friend that I need to give you?
    Stop, "Socrates said calmly. - Before you tell me anything, I want to make a small test. It's called the Triple Criterion Test.
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    Before you begin to talk to someone about his friend, you should think for a moment whether the criteria are met.
    The first criterion is the Truth.Are you absolutely sure that what you want me to tell you is true?
    - Not. I'm not completely sure - the acquaintance replied - actually I just heard it and ...
    Good, "Socrates said,So you're not completely sure whether it's true or not.
    Let's see now another criterion, the Dobra criterion.Is that what you want to say about my friend, something good?
    No, on the contrary, the acquaintance answered him.
    So - says Socrates - you want to tell me something bad about him, although you're not sure if that's true.
    Let's see: the Benefit criterion has remained.Will what you want to tell me about my friend, be useful to me?
    No, not really.
    Well - Socrates will again - if what you want to tell me is not true, it's not good and it's not useful to me, why should he say it to me at all?
    His acquaintance testifies this test of the Triple criterion completely to the need to tell him what he had been inventing minutes ago.
    This anecdote shows why Socrates was a great thinker and valued person of ancient Greece.
    She also explains why such a wise and insightful man never found out that his wife was lying with his friend.




    An interesting story

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 24, 2017
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  • An interesting story
    I do not know if you have already heard this story, but who has not heard, here it is:Do you know that the standard width of most rail is 1435mm?
    Have you ever wondered where exactly 1435mm are you?
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    The first railways were built to the same extent, because the same people who built the first railroads, before that built railroads for the tram. And they were the same.
    Why, then, were people building tram lines to that extent?Because people who produced trams, they produced them with the same tools they used to produce and carriages.
    Why, then, were the carriages done exactly to that extent?If they were done in some other way, they would shoot at some old main roads, with exactly the same width of the carriage tracks.
    Who built those roads?The first main roads in Europe were built by the ancient Romans for the needs of their own legions.
    Why are traces on all these roads the same? Because they were made by warships that were all equal in the Roman Empire.
    And why did they then choose exactly 1435mm?
    Because in 1435mm there are two horse bugs.
    There's more.
    You all probably heard about Space Shuttle. What gives the Space Shuttle the biggest push is two solid rocket propellers that are attached to the Space Shuttle. The engineers who built them wanted to make them a little thicker.But those missiles are built by Thiokol from Utah.And it's transported by rail.This rail goes through the tunnel.The missiles must be made according to the custom tunnel.This tunnel is slightly wider than the width of the track, which is wide as two horse's buttocks.
    And, you have it now. The most sophisticated mode of transport is limited by the measures that were determined by horse breeds 20 centuries ago.


    By driving my motor vehicle

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 24, 2017
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  • Hardcore!Dana 02.10.2017. By driving my motor vehicle, I noticed a round sign with a red border on the road, where the number 70 was 70 (in letters: seventy) on the white background. But there was no marker next to these numbers within the sign, which would indicate the measuring unit to which this number refers.How do you know the Croatian Parliament by the Decree on the promulgation of the Measuring Units Act of June 10, 1993? (NN 58/93) declared that the units of measurement were determined on the basis of international treaties binding the Republic of Croatia, and that therefore they are legal units of the SI system in the Republic of Croatia.In this regulation, it is said that the measure for the length is a meter, and the measure for the time is a second.The speed expert is, as we all know from physics, the unit of length over time.
    Therefore, if a measuring unit is not written on the sign, it is assumed that this is a measure that the Republic of Croatia accepted internationally and the Law enacted.So, this is a measure from the SI system. I can not therefore imagine that employees of the Ministry of the Interior violate one of the basic laws in the Republic of Croatia.Namely, when I drove my motor vehicle, my esteemed judge assumed that the sign was a unit of measurement for speed, which is the SI system meter per second (m / s). I believed that the figure on the sign is 70 m / s, which, when computed, is slightly more than 250 km / h
    Since I only drive 180 km / h, which is far below the allowed 70 m / s (ie 252 km / h), I kindly ask that the Decree on the promulgation of the Measuring Units Act of 10 June 1993 be respected. (NN 58/93) that my driving license was returned to me accordingly, which the avid traffic police officers obviously took away illegally.
    Thanks in advance!



    A homeless is worried

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 24, 2017
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  • A homeless criminal is worried because he can not go to house arrest

    Homeless personIZED NEWS, May 9, 2011, (News) - A homeless man named Milivoje Pandilovic (49), who is expected to be tried at the end of the month due to a break in two apartments in the city center, feared he could serve the sentence in a prison, in case He proves his guilt. Pandilovic turned to Svetlana Raznatovic's settlement with the court to serve the sentence in home detention, as well as to the same verdict against the attackers on the B92 television cameraman, which he interpreted as "an apparently new trend in the domestic judiciary", which would most likely hit the homeless.
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    - The passers-by, drunken teenagers are insulted on a daily basis, so we have already regretted that this is indispensable in the life of a homeless person. However, with this move, the state began to laugh in our face, which we really did not expect. There is a criminal among us, and if the state does not do something soon, we could end up in prison - warns PandilovicMiljenko Dereta, executive director of the Civic Initiatives, believes that the state did not think enough about the homeless when it decided to replace prison sentences with serving a sentence in home detention and that in the foreseeable future they would have to deal with this injustice.- The case of Pandilovic is not the only one, every homeless person who has committed a criminal offense will be able to find himself in prison. The state could correct this injustice by defining a penalized imprisonment for all offenders now, but a little overcome, but there is another possibility. Homeless people could be brought into the same position as offenders who are occupancy right holders, by providing them with an apartment, in which they will be able to serve a house-to-house detention sentence later - Dere believes.On this occasion, the Ministry of Spatial Planning announced that it will open in the next month a construction site where about one thousand residential detention units will be built in which all convicts who do not have their own apartment or house in which they would serve the house arrest will be accommodated .- Homes for home detention will be built on the reputation of a place where Svetlana Raznatovic will serve her sentence, because it is taken as a parameter and the first such case in domestic legislation, so that all convicts will get adequate accommodation and ergonomic electronic gloves - they told us in the Ministry.Asked if such a measure of the state could encourage citizens to commit more offenses in order to get luxurious housing, the Ministry told us that in state housing for detention, penalties could only be used by those who are unable to deduct the debt from the state in their own space.- This, however, opens other issues, such as whether the prisoner practically rent his apartment to the state and how the state, if found to be so, is adequately compensated. This is another issue that we will have to solve in cooperation with the Ministry of Justice - they concluded at the Ministry of Spatial Planning.Marko Drazic



    interesting experiment

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 24, 2017
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  • Here's an interesting experiment on behavior under the influence of conditional reflex
    and tradition.
    In the cage with 5 monkeys a banana is placed on the top of the cage, which can be reached with the help of wooden crates.
    When the first monkey begins to climb to catch the banana, the experimenters spray the cold water with the other four monkeys. Repetitions of this behavior create conditional (Pavlov's) reflexes for the apes that they will experience an unpleasant cold shock each time one of them reach the banana at the top of the cage.
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    Therefore, whenever a monkey attempts to reach the banana, he will be violently prevented from the other four. Soon, none of them will try to reach "forbidden fruit"
    When one of the 5 monkeys replaces a new monkey, he will (without having a conditional reflex) go to bananas and be (not gently) prevented by the four "old" monkeys.Thus, the new majmumm will learn that bananas should not be taken because otherwise it will be physically attacked. Thus, the "old" monkeys transferred the conditional reflex to the new one.
    When another monkey from the original setting is replaced with a new one, punishing his attempts to reach the banana will involve not only 3 old monkeys, but also the one who entered the cage as the first substitute and who received the conditional reflex indirectly.
    And so this behavior pattern will be passed on to all new monkeys in the cage.Even when the last five-year-old monkey was replaced by water, the monkeys will attack the newcomer in a cage that goes to the banana.They do not know why it is forbidden to take a banana, nor knowing why it is necessary to beat the one who tries it, but blindly observe these rules.
    Why?
    Because in the cage of memory there are such rules.
    NARAVOUČENIJE:
    Do not re-examine the tradition: adhere to the behavior of the majority because otherwise you will get it on your head.


    THINK IT IS NOT HAPPY.

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 24, 2017
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  • Not by JUSU
    Instructions for use:
    Read (bar) once a day

    INSTRUCTION FOR FIGHT AGAINST BUDALS

    1.
    THINK IT IS NOT HAPPY.

    2.
    HELP AND ONE WHAT DOES NOT HAPPEN

    3.
    SPEAK ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE TO KEEP.

    4.
    SMARTFUL POPULES.
    O P R E Z !!
    WHEN SMART DISCOUNTS, THERE WAS BUDDY IN LAW.

    5.
    DO NOT KEEP A BUDDLE.
    PEOPLE, MUSHROOM, DO NOT DETENT DIFFERENCE.

    6.
    GLUES DO NOT HAVE.
    SYMPTOMS ARE MANIFESTED WITHOUT PREVIOUS WARNING.

    7.
    GLUSH IS NOT LEARNING AND NOT LEARNING.

    8.
    THERE IS NO LONG LEARNING THAT IT WILL NOT BE REQUIRED.

    9.
    WEDDING IS WORKING, MAYBE, UPON WORK, AND THAT MAKES.

    10.
    FOR TWO THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN FAST: KOSMOS AND GLUSOST.
    FOR KOSMOS IS NOT EVIDENCE ...


    Letter from a husband

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 24, 2017
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  • Letter from a husband who is a woman in a medical school:
    Everything is fine, dear Gerda!
    Thank you very much for your lovely letter. You do not have to worry about me. Everything is fine. I'm cooking, and every day I'm more and more wondering howworks well. In the meantime, I can eat it without going to the hospital to pump the gastric.
    How often I have to go fast, I was drinking potatoes yesterday. Must the potato be cleaned? While it's hot, I went to buy bread. When I returned, the email in the pan completely dissolved. I could not believe he could hold it so little. The smoke in the kitchen exploded in the meantime, but the cat is black as raven and late. Since then, I panicked as soon as I bite the stove or start to bang with the frying pan. As you know, I have to eat something warm at least once a day, the cat is no longer on the go.
    Tell me how long eggs are cooking? I cooked them for two hours, but in no way to become soft. Give me the inscriptions, please, whether the milk that is loaded can still be used for something. Should I put it on the side until you come back?
    I had a slight problem with the gulas when I wanted to heat the can. Unfortunately, it expired in the microwave. The microwave rolled out of the window and destroyed a beautiful greenhouse
    ... and the window the same. As the window was closed (I have to keep it closed when I cook, because the firefighter always comes in), he went out with the addressee. The shock wave was awesome.
    The conserva fluttered the rocket upwards, broke the ceiling, and hit the 13-year-old daughter of Mr. Bauer, who lives above us, exactly between her legs. She just played the piano, but nothing happened to her, but the piano teacher was left without 4 fingers.
    Has it ever happened to you that your dirty court got stunned?How is this possible only in such a short time? You are not even 4 weeks absent. Behind the sink, she is alive, could a man 'UNIVERZUM' record. Where are all those reptiles coming from? Could you have left them there? Basically, he finally gathered and went to wash the dish. Honey, do not beg me to anger and yell, but that good porcelain from your grandmother is broken. It seemed so stiff I was not at the bottom of my mind that it would not stand. Perhaps 1000 turns of the underwear machine are a bit too high.
    By the way, it's also broken. During centrifugation, a large knife for cutting meat slightly damaged the drum ... and now it is in the wall .. a knife, not a drum. The drum broke through the 30cm wall of brick and now it's lying somewhere outside.
    While I was eating, I blushed the unevenness of the carpet in the living room with tomato juice. You always told me that the tomato juice could not be pulled out. My darling, my darling is here, the stylus is great, and the hair of the carpet is the same. It may be necessary to take a nitrogen scavenger.
    I had to dissolve the frizer. You're always so clumsy, the ice is great to be removed with a masonry hammers. But, strange, it does not cool down now but it's getting hot. In any case, the meat is well baked, and yogurt, champagne and mineral are exploded.Dear. On Thursday, I forgot to lock the apartment. It must have been someone here because there are some valuable items missing, but money does not make a man happy, as you always say. The wardrobe is empty, but there was certainly not much in it because you always say that you do not have a training desk.
    When I was trying to feed a rabbit yesterday, I overturned my candle. The rabbit is now without hair. It looks pretty funny.
    He wanted to finish this for today. Tomorrow a little bit longer. I hope you enjoy peace in a medical school and relax well. All the beautiful greetings from your Erwin!


    Dear son

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 24, 2017
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  • Dear son,
    I am writing to you this letter so that I can write to you. If you get this letter, it means it's well arrived. If you do not receive it, contact me, so I'll send it back to you. I'm writing slowly, because I know you're slow to read.
    One day your father read in the newspapers that according to statistics, most traffic accidents happen 1km away from home, so we recently moved a little farther away from home.
    The house is beautiful, we even have a washing machine, but I do not know if it works.Yesterday, I put on a laundry to wash, pull the water, and the laundry was no longer ... Time is not so bad. Last week, it only rained for two times - for the first time it took three days, and the next time it was 4.
    Regarding the jacket you wanted, your uncle Pierre told me that if we sent you to remove the buttons, because they are quite heavy, because it would cost more, so we removed the buttons and put them in your pocket. We finally buried your grandfather: we found his body when we cleaned the house.
    He had been in the closet since the day he defeated us while we were playing hideouts.A few days ago, it exploded a bottle of gas in the kitchen: your father and me pushed out of the window: what a feeling!
    After so many years, my father and I went out together.Since I already mentioned your father - he got a new job! He's very proud.
    Below him there are about 500 people ... they hired him at the city cemetery ... he holds a lawn. Your sister Julia, you know the one who married her husband ... she finally gave birth! We do not know another gender, so I do not know if you have become aunt or uncle ... if you are a little girl, your sister will call me ... It seems a bit strange to call my daughter "mom."
    Your cousin Paul married ... all day pray before a woman, because she is a virgin. And you know that we no longer see your Uncle Isidore, the one who died last year ...
    Not to talk about your brother, Jeanne. He's terrible. He closed the door of the car, and the keys were in there. He had to return to the apartment to take a duplicate and to pull us all out of the vehicle.
    Катастрофа !!!!!!Good son, I will not write you an address because I do not know who it is. The family that lived here before us took the house number from the wall and brought it with you. If you see Margarit he is greeted, and if you can not see her, do not say anything else.
    Mom who loves you.


    A letter of uninvited youth

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 24, 2017
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  • A letter of uninvited youth

    Unfortunately I'm not married, I came to be faithful, but byThe wedding did not come.
    Here's WHY:
    For the New Year, I wanted a fiancée to give gloves, whichI would send her along with a letter. However, I am in the storeI met a colleague from a fax that bought gacis. Incrediblethe seller replaced the packages, so the colleague took itgloves, and I sent the fagots to the fagots.
    USA FORWARD MY VERENDE UNDER THE NEW YEAR'S TREE HOW TO OPEN GIFT AND CITA LETTER!
    EVO CONTENT OF THE LETTER:
    I've been thinking about how to cheer you up and prove myselflove. Last time I finally noticed what you're missing,So I'm sending you a package. I want you to spend it in thempleasant moments. I wanted to buy you wool, but uThey would sweat them, which I noticed with my colleague andsellers.I tried them both on one and the other, so I didhe barely took them off. But, soon it will spring, and then you,as far as I know, you do not wear it. I wanted to buy youGoats with a folk tie, but I remembered last timethat in them I could not touch what I wanted to ask you.I bought intentionally those that are easy to remove, if they stare at youand others. Do not forget to take them when you go to a nice company.It will not be long to be clean because people have dirty hands, and you're withmany people are contacting. If you want to clean them, go to my placefriend, you know the one I'm already withHe's talking, because he's alreadyExperienced in those things.

    LOVES YOU YOUR LOVES.


    Microsoft support

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 24, 2017
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  • Support: What kind of computer do you have?User: White ...---------------------------------Good afternoon, I'm Marta, I can not print. Every time I try, the message "I can not find a printer" appears. I even picked up a printer and put it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can not find it ...-----------------------------------User: I have a huge problem. My colleague puts the screen saver on my computer, but every time I move mis, he disappears!---------------------------------User: My keyboard does not work at all.Support: Are you sure that it is plugged into a computer?User: No. I can not see the back of the computer.Support: Lift the keyboard and make 10 steps backwards.User: OKSupport: Does the keyboard work with you?User: Yes.Support: This means that the keyboard is not connected. Is there another keyboard there?User: Yes, there is another keyboard. Aaaa ... this works!-----------------------------------User: can not "pop up" on the Internet.Support: Are you sure you are using the correct password?User: I'm sure. I saw that my colleague had joined the same one.Support: Can you tell me what your password is?User: Five Star.----------------------------------Support: Click on the "My computer" icon on the left side of the screen.User: Your left or my left?---------------------------------Support: Good afternoon. How may I help you?User: Hello ... I can not print.Support: Will you click in the way I am and ...User: Listen to your friend; do not start professional with me! I'm not you, Bill Gates!---------------------------------User: I have a problem to print in red ...Support: Do you have a color printer?User: No.---------------------------------Support: What's on your monitor now?User: Medo bought by my boyfriend in a supermarket.---------------------------------By Drunk: Now press F8.User: Does not work.Support: What exactly did you do?User: I pressed the F key 8 times, as you told me, but nothing happens ...---------------------------------Support: Your password is a small letter like an apple, and the big letter V as Viktor, and number 7.User: Is it big or small in letters?-----------------------------------By Drunk: What Antivirus Program Do You Use?User: Netscape.Support: This is not an antivirus program.User: Sorry, sorry ... Internet Explorer.-----------------------------------Support: Microsoft technical support, can I help you?User: Good afternoon! I've been waiting for more than 4 hours for you. Can youTell me how long I should wait before you can help me?Support: Uff ..? Excuse me, I do not understand your problem?User: I worked in Word and clicked on the help button more than four hours ago. Can you tell me when will you finally be able to help me?-----------------------------------Support: How can I help you?User: I am writing my first e-mail.Support: OK, and what kind of problem is you?User: Well, I wrote a letter, but how to put it in a postcard !!